Life of Schnei

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!! #birthday #old #cards

The pile is growing!! #birthday #mail #cards #anon #excitement #cats

This old chestnut. #Grindr #gay #gaylondon #lesigh #erotic #noterotic #itsahardlife

Birthday is fast approaching. I’m going to be 18. *shifty eyes* being handed items like this and told that I’m not allowed to open my cards for two weeks is tortuous. Not fair. #mail #birthday #torture #cards

For people who say there’s no peace in London. I’m right in the heart of this glorious city and I can hear only birds and water and the idle chatter of dogs making friends. #london #walk #park #nature #relax #chill #sunday #nofilterneeded

I couldn’t find a penis mocha so here’s a poem that has a penis joke @nwbtnuc. #lewd #rude #genitalia

This is my friend Ganymede. But between us he prefers the name Big G. He was abducted by Zeus in eagle form to serve as his cup bearer because he was the most beautiful mortal ever. Demeter is lurking there in the background. #britishmuseum #london #treasure #greece #ancient #sculpture (at British Museum)

It’s really funny because I’ve had a postcard of this particular item on my wall for a few years but had never seen the original. It is the most amazing colour of green ever. It’s a shame an iPhone cant do it justice. #sculpture #aztec #britishmuseum #london #treasure (at British Museum)

This is Cupid. Please say hello to him, he was very lonely in his display case. No one wanted to look at him. But I found him super interesting #filteredtoheaven #sculpture #britishmuseum #dayoff #london #treasure (at British Museum)

Amazing winters day at The British Museum. Absolutely no filter required. Days off are made for this. #chill #relax #britishmuseum #blueskies #london #dayoff